TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Greensboro, North Carolina, Jarious Treymayne Mock was arrested Thursday after an officer on bike patrol saw him intoxicated and disruptive… Now, as it turns out, Jarious had an active warrant for failure to appear in court in June 2015, so the officer took him to the jail, where a magistrate set a bond of $200… and then Jarious went to pay his bond… and got into more trouble… In Des Moines, Iowa, Ryan William Dickson, 39, arrived for a job interview here… but he had a little trouble parking… while trying to maneuver into a space, he hit an adjacent car… and then, while straightening out… well, Ryan crashed into the car in front of him… well, considering that Ryan blew a .273 on a preliminary breath test (three times the legal limit), it’s surprising he did as well as he did… but you’ll never guess what his job interview was for… In Springfield, Missouri, Amanda L. Chandler, 30, broke into a Big Lots store here about 2:00 a.m… police arrived soon thereafter… Amanda had broken out a window near the store entrance, and the alarm was going off… Officers spotted Amanda rummaging through the cash register… she ducked, then tried to make her getaway… going to the back of the store, and then climbing into the ceiling in a back storage area… but she didn’t get much further… Near Pohatcong, New Jersey, an unnamed man was driving on Interstate 78 when he was pulled over by what appeared to be a New Jersey state trooper… in a white jeep with a New Jersey State Police decal with blue emergency lights flashing… However, the man who was pulled over had his suspicions that something was fishy… can you guess why? In Mesa, Arizona, Andru Shea Jolstad, 26, thought he would line his pockets with some pickings from a local arcade… and had managed to pry open four machines and gotten the money from them (a whopping $18)… when this happened… And finally, in Mankato, Minnesota, Jesse Michael Seifert, 40, owner of the Clear Choice Auto Body Repair shop here, was having a little cash flow trouble… so he (and his girlfriend Nancy Jean Loehlein, 39) opted for an alternative form of payment for the employee bonuses… Have a great weekend, folks!