TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Towson, Maryland, Jonathan K. Newman, 23, broke in to Slice Pizza here… with larceny on his mind… He did so via a roof vent… but while doing so, his pants ripped off… and then things got weird… In Wayne County, New York, Joseph Talbot, 43, was arrested by state police here… and charged with driving while intoxicated and refusing to be fingerprinted or photographed… after he told troopers he didn’t want his mugshot in the paper… But the 12,000-circulation Times of Wayne County obtained a mugshot from the county jail and printed it along with a story… Guess what Joseph did… In Houston, Texas, an unnamed 21-year-old man arrived at the North Cypress Medical Center here about 8:00 a.m. saying he needed an X-ray… A nurse evaluated him and walked him to a waiting room, where another nurse and a doctor also evaluated him… He was then asked to take off his clothes for examination… at which point he refused and left the room… and then he came back… Oh boy, did he come back! In Alhambra, California, the Alhambra Fire Department responded to a possible medical emergency in an Albertson’s parking lot here… After seeing someone unconscious or possibly sleeping in the seat, they noticed a device next to the driver… which turned out to be a cellphone… but sure didn’t look like one… Why yes, we do have a picture… And finally, in Stevensville. Montana, Catherine Lila Roberts, 39, was at the home she shared with Michael Sullivan when a sheriff’s deputy arrived to serve her with two active arrest warrants… But when the deputy knocked on the door, Catherine refused to answer, though Michael had told the officer that she was inside… Then Catherine’s daughter, who was also outside, walked up to the house and opened the door for the deputy… who went in and informed Catherine about the purpose of his visit… Then Catherine began to argue, tried to shut the door… which broke off… and then things got weird(er)… Have a great weekend, folks!