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TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Akron, Ohio, police were at the home of Andrew Palmer, searching it for evidence of drugs…they noticed that the house smelled of marijuana…and they saw marijuana in a glass jar inside the house…and then the UPS man showed up… In Barrie, Ontario, two unnamed men called 911…because they were lost…and trapped…unable to find their way out of…huh? In St. Paul, Minnesota, an unnamed 18-year-old woman was arrested…after she walked out of a Petland pet store…with a $2,000 “Yorkie-poo” puppy in her purse. She wasn’t hard to find. In Jacksonville, Florida, Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America….with a check made out to cash that had been issued in the 1990s, with which he planned to open an Italian restaurant. But that wasn’t what led the tellers to be “immediately suspicious.” In Des Moines, Iowa, Peter Kemp, had a winning $1 million Powerball ticket. But he almost didn’t. And finally, from no place in particular, the latest “hipster” fad: bee beards. And instructions on how to “grow” one. Have a great Memorial Day weekend, folks! Remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice for the rest of us.

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