If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember — it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)…
In Bossier, Louisiana, Franklin Welzbacher, 43, strolled over to his neighbor’s garage…and made off with a few items…including a surveillance camera…a live streaming surveillance camera… police didn’t have much trouble tracking him down…
In New York City, New York, Francis Gurahoo, 39, was caught at John F. Kennedy International Airport…trying to smuggle approximately 34 finches from Guyana into the United States…now you might not appreciate the why (the birds apparently sell for about $3,000 each)…but you’ll never guess how…though it might make your hair stand on end…
In Pajęczno, Poland, an unnamed 49-year-old gave being in the “drunk tank” a whole new meaning…
In Greensburg, Pennsylvania, Brandon Joseph Giron, 19, walked into a Dollar General store here, pulled a gun from his waistband…pointed it at the clerk and said, “Tell me about that money, what about that money?”…the clerk didn’t respond…and that’s when Brandon did the unexpected… although that led to the police doing the expected…
Think you’ve seen some weird stuff on eBay? Not like this, you haven’t. But oh, those “shipping” charges…
In Brentwood, New York, Andrew Sandson, 57, walked into a local Dunkin Donuts about 9:30 pm…and handed over a note…saying he had a gun and wanted cash…and the cashier complied…even though Andrew never actually brandished the aforementioned gun…and he left with the money…fleeing in a car…though it wasn’t your usual getaway vehicle…
And finally, in New London, Connecticut, an unnamed woman, suspected of having stolen items that included beer from the NSA Supermarket here…apparently tried to hide…by crawling into a compactor at the rear of the grocery store…and now you should be saying to yourself, “what could possibly go wrong?”…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
