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TGIF…No, Really.

TGIF

Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek — and yet, just look at what (still) happened to these guys and gals…

First, some odds and ends…

In Augusta, Georgia…there are golf hazards…and then there’s the hazards at the recent Masters Tournament…and yes, we have video!  

Near Cushing, Maine, Captain Cameron Pease recently brought in the haul of a lifetime…but we’re not talking about lobsters… 

And now for the main “events”: 

In Izumo, Shimane Prefecture, Japan, two unnamed men (though both 20 years old) had rented a car…and then returned it to the rental agency…but, after they dropped it off, they remembered they had left something behind…so, they called the rental agency and said “We forgot something in the car. We’re coming to pick it up, so don’t you dare look at what’s inside of it.” Well, guess what the folks at the rental agency did…and what they found?  

In Norwalk, Connecticut, Joseph Tavella, 36, managed to get his 1970 Chevy Nova up to 133 mph on Route 7 here… where the speed limit is 55 mph…we know this because Joseph took the trouble to record his “achievement”…and then later to post it on Tik-Tok…where, of course, law enforcement never goes… 

In Pierce County, Washington, the Pierce County Sheriff's Office is alerting residents to a scam caller claiming to be PCSO Sergeant Darren Moss…advising the potential victim there is an active warrant out on them in order to swindle money….guess how this came to their attention… 

In Wildwood, Florida, a domestic dispute between Robert Francis Audette, 39, and his wife over suspicions of infidelity…culminated in Robert throwing…well, something unusual, at his wife… 

In Naples, Florida, Joseph Moulton, 36, jumped the fence of a parking lot…hid in the bushes, and then once the coast was clear, and then (a) used the nozzle of a water hose and shoved it underneath a door, turning on the water (causing at least an inch of flood damage), (b) found his way to a men’s locker room and made himself at home…by taking a shower and helping himself to some clothing…oh, and then there’s what he did in the women’s bathroom…not to mention the building he managed to break in and do all this damage… 

And finally, in Pleasant Hill, Missouri, Bonnie Gooch strolled into the Goppert Financial Bank here, slipped the cashier a note that read, in part "I need 13,000 small bill”… now, as it turns out, Bonnie has some experience in the field…having already notched two bank robberies on her resume… and, as it turns out, she later passed along a note that said "Thank you sorry I didn't mean to scare you”… now, Bonnie didn’t get far… and did so in a Buick SUV with a handicap registration number… and, as it turns out, there was a reason… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks!

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