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TGIF…No, Really.

TGIF

Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek—and yet, just look at what happened to these guys and gals…

Image: Shutterstock.comFirst, some odds and ends…

In Corbin, Kentucky, Michael Schlemmer, was driving on fumes…coasted into a Convenient Food Mart here… with $40 in his pocket…bought $20 worth of gas…and a $20 lottery ticket… guess what

In Idaho, serial Guinness World Record holder David Rush may have added one more to his resume… which is a sad testament to the things people will do to attain such “notoriety”… 

Here’s a “holiday” you may have missed…mark May 23 on your calendar for next year… it DOES involve drinking

In New York City, New York, if you come across a sofa on the curb just waiting for you to take it home…well, you might first consider THIS… 

How long would it take someone (who knows what they’re doing) to skateboard across America

And now for the main “events”: 

In Freetown, Massachusetts, Peter Vasconcellos, 56, has been charged with operating a vehicle after license revoked, operating a vehicle with revoked registration, and uninsured operation…but he’s been arrested in connection with traffic disruptions he caused over a period of three weeks… by doing this?  

In Ocala, Florida, Daniel Dinkins threw a brick through the window of a home here earlier this month…but he had a reason… well, sort of… 

In Boston, Massachusetts, Ali Jaafar, 63, and his son Yousef Jaafar, 29, have been sentenced to prison terms and ordered to pay over $6 million in restitution…oh, and forfeit their profits from the scheme that allowed them to claim more than $20 million in lottery winnings…how did they do that?  

And finally, in Polk County, Florida, an unnamed 46-year-old woman is now facing 3 misdemeanors and a whopping 35 felonies (with more possible, according to police)…and charged with stealing… bed sheets, blue jeans, toiletries, camouflage wading boots, “several packages of frozen venison and a bottle of wine”…but what’s really weird is the vehicle she was driving when arrested…and what she was wearing at the time… 

Have a GREAT Memorial Day weekend, everyone! Remember that the holiday is not just about cookouts and pool openingsand we’ll see you back here on Tuesday!

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