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TGIF…No, Really.

TGIF

Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek—and just look at what happened to these guys and gals…

In El Paso, Texas, for reasons unknown, a van has wound up…well, in a most unusual parking place… 

In Elkhart, Indiana, Josiah Vargas got a very happy Happy Meal at his local McDonalds… 

Now THAT’S a fashion “statement”… 

The residents of a mobile home court in Coon Rapids, Minnesota are being terrorized by…what?  

Philly Is So Desperate for Lifeguards That It’s Recruiting People Who Can’t Swim …that’s THEIR headline… 

And now for the main “events”: 

In Philippi, West Virginia, Sammy Martz, 47, was arrested with regard to an alleged incident of domestic disturbance… but what he SHOULD be up for is mugshot of the year… 

In Plaistow, New Hampshire, Timothy O’Rourke in his Jeep Compass was involved in a traffic accident here just before 9 a.m. …a pretty serious accident, as it turns out, involving multiple vehicles (but no serious injuries)…and one that he ostensibly caused…Timothy subsequently fled the scene of the accident…in a most unusual way…  

In Milton Keynes, UK, an unnamed man had had too much to drink…so he took the bus… literally…and with foreseeable consequences

In Houston, Texas, Lisa Marie Coleman, 58, has been arrested after a bit of a crime spree…robberies and a kidnapping that, along with her choice of footwear, earned her the moniker the “High-Heeled Hijacker”…but one person she stole from described her as nicely dressed but… 

In Rochester, New York, Jamal Birden, 26, was identified as a suspect in a series of six burglaries… as to how that identification was made…well, let’s just say he left “tracks”… 

And finally, in Tukwila, Washington, an as-yet-unnamed individual broke into the administrative office at the Tukwila Community Center and stole an iPad, laptop, and charging cable…that said, he left behind some digital evidence (they merged the stolen laptop’s Apple account to their personal account)…they also left behind some DNA evidence…leaving police to comment “Said suspect is encouraged to (wash his hands with soap) then come down to our station to return the stolen items and discuss his options to save everyone some time”…and that DNA evidence was… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks!

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