Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek—and just look at what happened to these guys and gals…
Not creepy at all. Much.
In Chesterfield, Township, Michigan, Mason Stonehouse had a pretty serious case of the munchies…including shrimp, salads, shawarma, chicken pita wraps, sandwiches, chili cheese fries…and multiple orders of ice cream…oh, and a $400 order of pizza… oh, and guess how old Mason is?
In New York City, New York, we've all made spelling mistakes and had typos before, but fortunately our mistakes aren't etched in stone (in fairness, I suspect few will notice).
In Palolo Valley, Hawaii, Caroline Sasaki and several unnamed friends were at her home around 11:45 p.m. one recent Sunday…when a certain unusual party crasher crashed their party…a large boulder…and yes, we have video…
In Hervey Bay, Queensland, Australia, another reminder to look before you…sit…
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…one more scary thing about Australia… (and yes, we have video)…
And now for the main “events”:
In Burrell Township, Pennsylvania, Gage Evan Eaglehouse, 27, was trying to steal some copper wiring from a local coal tipple facility here… but was spooked by the arrival of police… who, nonetheless, didn’t have much trouble tracking him down…
In Fort Myers, Florida, Nathan David Long, 43, just had a short-lived crime spree come to an end…during which he picked up an amusing nickname based on his proclivity for leaving a unique “calling card” at the site of his crime…
In Lincoln, Nebraska, an as-yet-unnamed woman departed a local Burger King after a trip to the “facilities”…with a “strange bulge” in her pants… strange indeed…
In Madison, Wisconsin, police arrived on the scene of a reported burglary/break-in in progress…which turned out to be the work of an unnamed 29-year old man…and it didn’t take long to “track” him down, however…
And finally, in Tracy, California, an unnamed driver of a Ford pickup truck…was traveling on Kasson Road here…when they came across “Road Closed” signs…which they apparently didn’t think applied to them…until…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
