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TGIF … No, Really.

TGIF

There may (still) be a pandemic going on…and yet, just look at what has (still) happened to these guys and gals…

In Eagle Grove, Iowa, Sean McMillan, 31, was pulled over by law enforcement, suspected in an earlier disturbance…but while that may have stopped Sean for a little while, it didn’t stop him for very long

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..oops.  

In Sumter, South Carolina, two as-yet-unnamed men (though we know that one had dreadlocks and wore a white T-shirt with khaki shorts, carrying a green and black bag, while the other man was (also) wearing a white T-shirt with blue jeans) walked into a Metro PCS store before 6 p.m. … and held the store clerk at gunpoint while demanding merchandise from the store… and then…what?  

In Brussels, Belgium, diners looking for the ultimate in socially distant dining can once again find it here…  

Apparently “edible alcohol”…isn’t.  

Near Canton, Georgia, an as-yet-unnamed man was pulled over on Interstate 75 here…but during the traffic stop, he ran away…he did, however, leave something valuable…behind… 

In Bowie, Maryland, five unnamed girls had apparently missed their Lyft ride pickup into D.C.…so they found an alternative means of transportation…not a very safe means, mind you…

In Chico, California, Shayla Robins-Bailey, 25, got out of her car at the Donut Nook here about 3 a.m…now, as fate would have it, as she did, “narcotics paraphernalia” fell from her pocket… and as fate would (also) have it, at that same time, police officers had stopped at the same Donut Nook for some coffee… and, as fate would (also) have it, the latter saw the former…leading to an investigation of the vehicle…and the other occupants of the vehicle… and boy, talk about your target-rich environment… 

So, who is the social distancing champion…of the world?  Yes, there is (now) apparently such a thing… 

In Greenfield, Massachusetts, Matt Bete was napping out by the family’s backyard pool…when he was awakened by a most unusual visitor…and yes, we have video…  

Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Thanks again to everyone who joined us for the NAPA 401(k) Cyber Summit last week…

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