If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember – it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)…
In Millbrook, Alabama, Amber Lewis, 33, called police to report a burglary in progress at her home… except, as it turns out, there was no burglar… but you’ll never believe why Amber made the call… though you probably will believe that it didn’t turn out well for her…
In Slidell, Louisiana, Matt Bowers, owner of Matt Bowers Chevrolet here, is offering a $25,000 reward that leads to the arrest and conviction of the individual(s) who made off with more than $100,000 worth of materials… no, we’re not talking about cars… well, not the whole car, anyway…
In Gillette, Wyoming, an unnamed 36-year-old man went to the Sportsman's Warehouse here… bought some items with a rewards card… but allegedly took sunglasses and ammunition without paying for them… only to return to the store a few hours later… allegedly taking two more pairs of sunglasses… but leaving some incriminating evidence behind…
In Bensalem, Pennsylvania, police were summoned to the Fabricare Laudromat here… where a man was apparently determined to steal some toilet paper… which he did… but there has to be an easier way…
In Meridian, Mississippi, two individuals got into an argument here… and, with both parties being under the influence, and with a firearm present, it is perhaps not hard to imagine that there was a mishap that led to a shooting… or that led to both being injured in said shooting… but this has got to be something of a record…
In Pueblo, Colorado, Levi John Roberts, 37, walked into a Dairy Queen here, armed with multiple guns, and left the business with cash… About two hours later, police received a call about another robbery attempt at the same Dairy Queen… but with an unusual twist…
And finally, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Keenan Holmes, 23, went to break into the Durango Auto Center here… using power tools to cut wiring at the business before moving down the street and climbing on top of the business… Once there, he dropped down the chimney… at which point we’ll just say Keenan is no Santa Claus…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
