If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember – it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)…
In North Huntingdon, Pennsylvania, Brandon K. Murphy, 24, was one of several individuals involved in an altercation at a local mall, which culminated in a fight, which led to a shooting, which led to the arrival of police, which led to the dispersal of the aforementioned individuals, which sent the aforementioned Brandon scurrying to the parking lot of a nearby Walmart… at which point, alerted to his potential involvement in the melee, police asked him to step out of his vehicle… and then Brandon’s issues got a whole lot more complicated…
In Longmont, Colorado, a local family looking to depart on a trip abroad had left a backpack on their front porch when, about 9:15 in the morning… “Porch pirates” made off with the aforementioned backpack… and, though they’ve not yet been identified, I’m betting they were quite surprised when they found out what was in the aforementioned backpack…
In Tybee Island, Georgia, a Beach Patrol ATV drove into a marsh near the north end of the island… and got stuck… so, the officer involved attempted to use a pickup truck owned by the City of Tybee to remove the aforementioned ATV… but then the aforementioned pickup truck also got stuck… at which point Tybee city workers tried to use two backhoes to remove the aforementioned vehicles… and then guess what happened?
In LaGrange, Kentucky, Kenneth Vance, 63, was incensed after an Amazon delivery driver “spun some loose gravel” in Kenneth’s driveway as he attempted to leave after delivering a package… at which point Kenneth confronted the driver, handed him a rake, and demanded that the aforementioned driver smooth out the gravel driveway which had been disturbed by his van… which he did, though he was doubtless “inspired” by what Kenneth held in his other hand…
In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Samual Gould, 36, and Douglas Frantz, 40, approached a man on the street here with a proposition… Douglas, who had a pillowcase slung over his shoulder, asked the man if he’d like to buy some power tools… When asked about the origin of the tools, Douglas responded that the aforementioned tools had just been acquired… that they were brand new… and even still in the box… and sure enough, when he looked inside the pillowcase, there were the tools… still in boxes with Home Depot labels… at which point the potential purchaser informed Samual and Douglas of his occupation…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
