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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember – it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… 

Near Holly Hill, Florida, one Jesse Estep, 29, approached a mail carrier who was standing by her mail truck… pointed a canister of Mace at her and demanded the keys… which she surrendered, and then Jesse drove out of the parking lot… and eventually found himself pursued by police as he went onto I-95… The chase got a little crazy after that… with Jesse swerving wildly across the highway before drop sticks led to a conclusion that you might think no one would walk away from… but Jesse did. And yes, we have video… 

In Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, police were on patrol when they observed the airbags deployed inside a dark gray Nissan Rogue in a parking lot… and then noted the vehicle’s hood was dislodged… the back passenger side fender was scratched and bent… and there was visible grass and mud debris on the vehicle… That led them to Jacob J. Byler, 21… and, though it was noon, while you might guess where they found Jacob, he wasn’t your run-of-the-mill car thief… 

In New Port Richey, Florida, Fabricio Tueros Jimenez, 20, was in a car pulled over by law enforcement officials… one of whom noticed what turned out to be an illegal white substance on his nose… though Fabricio has a pretty unique (but ultimately unsuccessful) explanation for that… 

In College Park, Georgia, a woman identified only as “Princess” was filling up her car at a Texaco gas station here… While she was doing so, a car pulled up alongside… and a man got out and tried to carjack her car… but Princess wasn’t having any of that… and yes, we have video… 

In Odessa, Texas, Blake Cryer has just opened an establishment that offers an activity he claims is a great stress-reliever and cheaper than therapy… and it’s BYOB. What could fit that bill? Well, reservations are recommended for the “Axeholics Hatchet House”… and yes, we have pictures.  

In Moorpark, California, an unnamed driver was arrested for… DUI, possession of meth, being an unlicensed driver, and having an active warrant for his arrest… but it may have been his license plate that gave it all away…

In Box Elder, Montana, Isaac Leo Wells, 20, made off with a pizza delivery truck that was left running… Guess what he did then? 

And finally, in Daytona, Florida, a couple of as-yet-unnamed individuals went to break into the Daytona Spyshop here about 1:00 a.m…. and tried to do so by using a hammer to break the window… a window made of a special glass, as it turned out… and while the glass shattered, it didn’t break… so, how many times do you think our criminal masterminds tried swinging that hammer against that window? You’re not even close… and yes, we have video

Have a GREAT Father’s Day weekend, folks! Especially you Dads! 

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