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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Another long week—signs of progress, and of hope, though many still suffering loss of life and loved ones. I hope you’re still well, and safe—and offer the following in hopes that it will provide a brief respite in your day at this (still) critical time… 

In Logrono, Spain, an unnamed man went for a walk… taking advantage of an exception in the local lockdown restrictions that permitted walking your pet… “Advantage” being the operative word here… 

In Denver, Colorado, there’s been an unexpected development attributed to the widespread application of “stay-at-home” orders… 

In North Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, Michael L. Miller, 43, has been charged with a number of criminal transgressions… including arson… because of fires that he started with… what? 

In Orange City, Iowa, Michael Evan Noteboom has been accused of charging excessive prices on more than 250 items on eBay… including toilet paper, paper towels and disinfecting and sanitizing products… How excessive? Well, if he can get someone to pay those prices, he probably deserves it… 

We all know that exceptions to stay-at-home orders have been were made for what have been determined to be “essential activities”… well, in Vero Beach, Florida, an unnamed 26-year-old woman apparently thought a specific activity was essential… though it hadn’t made the official list… 

Sometimes it’s really hard to decide where to draw the social distancing lines…and sometimes where they are drawn… well, see for yourself.

In Mt. Juliet, Tennessee, Richard Muzick, 31, was looking for a friend… went to the friend’s house… and entered it… only to find out it was the wrong house… Not only were those residents surprised to find a strange man in their house… there was also the matter of his attire

And finally, in Clearwater, Florida, Christina Zicuis, 35, while under “quarantine”… got into an argument with her boyfriend… that turned nasty… and that led to her stabbing him in the arm with a pen… and that led to him leaving the house… which led to Christina chasing him into the front yard… where she tossed a brick at him (missed)… and then she threw something that not only connected… but caused “bruising and swelling to his elbow”… but you’ll never believe what it was… 

Have a great weekend, folks! Stay safe, stay healthy, be strong—we’ve got this!

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