TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Brooklyn, New York, Javier Thomas, 26, apparently felt the call of nature… whilst out in public and on a public street… where he was spotted by police… and after being spotted, he quickly tried to discard his 9 mm Glock… apparently Javier can’t multi-task…  In Sanford, Florida, police here got an unusual 911 call…  In Chicago, Illinois, the 7th U.S. Court of Appeals has rejected a $10 million lawsuit filed by Jose Banks, 40, against the government for their role in contribution to “damage to his reputation,” as well as “humiliation and embarrassment,” and what Jose referred to as “injury” to “his spiritual constitution.” So what did the government (not) do? In Charleston, West Virginia, Benjamin Lee Gittinger, was driving on Corridor G here… about 1:00 am… and kept going… eventually going airborne and over a guardrail… striking several signs and trees… as it plummeted toward the Kanawha River…. Going in, and submerging… sure, alcohol was involved… but that wasn’t the weird part… In San Fernando, Mexico, two people met an untimely end when they were involved in a car crash… the air bags deployed, but… well, see for yourself…  And finally, in Detroit, Michigan, an unnamed man was at a local gas station here, filling his tank… when all of a sudden he spotted something that apparently filled him with great fear… leading him to try and vanquish it with… his cigarette lighter… he may well have done so… but check out what he tried to vanquish, and how it turned out. And yes, we have video!  Have a great weekend, folks!