TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Coachella, California, Albert Luna, 19, climbed into a Federal Express truck here around 7:00 p.m. as the driver was removing a package from the rear of the vehicle… Albert demanded the keys from the driver… who surrendered them, and ran to a nearby house for help… Albert proceeded to start up the truck, but not knowing how to drive a stick shift, he was forced to abandon the vehicle… but that wasn’t the weird part… In Latrobe, Pennsylvania, Joshua Jording, 26, faces charges of “burglary, theft and related charges” after being caught on a security camera breaking into the Veterans Cab Co. here and taking two guns and two smartphones… he inadvertently helped accelerate his capture with his choice of burglary attire… In Seattle, Washington, Nic Abts-Olsen, 73, was driving his car here one evening recently… with his headlights off… drawing the attention of a police officer who pulled Nic over, asked to see his license and registration… and when he returned to the vehicle, startled Nic… who had, whilst waiting for the officer to return with his license and registration, decided to pursue an unusual pastime. No, not that. In Danbury, Connecticut, Corey Staggers, 20, texted his girlfriend about 5:30 pm to tell her that the Dollar Tree store in which he worked was being robbed… his girlfriend then called the police… guess what they found when they arrived at the store? In St. Louis, Missouri, a certain 19-year-old individual abandoned his car after a crash about 6:48 p.m. here… and hopped the fence into a secure area of the Anheuser-Busch brewery property… where he struggled with security officers who had asked him to leave… what’s ironic here is the young man’s name. And finally, in Brevard County, Florida, Matthew Riggins, 22, a suspect in a series of burglaries here was hiding from law enforcement officials… he succeeded to some extent because, while looking for Matthew, police reported hearing “yelling”… but were unable to locate the source… and yet, you could hardly say that Matthew “got away”… Have a great weekend, folks!