TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Ecole-Valentin, France, two men rushed in to a McDonald’s here, with larceny on their mind… what they didn’t count on was the patronage at this particular location… In Owasso, Oklahoma, Kayla Kathleen Martin-Weliwita, 36, had a vehicle that had one of those ignition-interlock devices that won’t let you drive when you are intoxicated… which Kayla apparently was, because she couldn’t get the car started… which led to an argument in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings with her daughters, ages 13 and 9, which drew the attention of passersby… but you might not guess what they were arguing about… In Brandon, Manitoba, an unnamed couple, aged 29 and 33, ran up a tab of $135 at a local restaurant… and then decided to “dine and dash”… they got away, but left some very incriminating evidence behind… In Cressona, Pennsylvania, Joan Lechleitner, 51, and her fiance, Kerry Titus, 54, won the Cash 5 lottery ticket… worth more than $1 million… and Joan won a quarter of that… but the financing of that ticket has landed Joan in some hot water with the authorities… And finally, in Townebank, Virginia, Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, walked into a bank here, and handed the teller a note demanding money (he subsequently claimed he didn’t rob the bank, just requested money that the teller gave him)… now Dominyk wasn’t very good about getting away — about 20 minutes after the robbery, officers in the area spotted him and took him into custody… but in that 20 minutes (when he probably should have been focused on getting away… Dominyk instead managed to find time to do something that actually served to incriminate him further… Have a GREAT weekend, folks!