TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Belfast, Maine, Christy Neumann, 42, was ordering from a fast food drive-through, but was having trouble getting the order she placed… specifically, the staff was denying her kids a Happy Meal… Turns out there was a reason for that… and a reason for that… In Leesburg, Florida, Rachel Ann Roe, 24, drove into the cinderblock fence of her neighbor, one Jamie D. Gay… apparently as part of an ongoing dispute… when police arrived, she told them she would try to work things out with Jamie… so, guess what she did a mere 15 minutes later… In Simsbury, Connecticut, an as-yet-unnamed thief broke into the State Police Firearms Training Unit here through a second floor office door… and made off with 11 Sig Sauer P220s and some ammunition… There’s just one little thing… In Springfield, Oregon, Noella Fay, 43, went into a Safeway store here… and attempted to purchase $2,200 worth of gift cards… only to find out that her check wouldn’t clear… This was apparently quite upsetting to Noella… who left the store, but then returned… parking just feet away from the doors of the store… at which point an employee told her to move the vehicle… at which point Noella did just that… though not exactly as the store employee had expected… In Trent Hills, Ontario, an unnamed 15-year-old called 911 to seek help in what she deemed to be an emergency situation… when she was forced… against her will… to… And finally… how many times in a week do Americans try to bring guns through TSA security? Well, we’ve just set a record. And guess how many were loaded? The guns, I mean. Have a great weekend, folks!