TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Concord, New Hampshire, Anastacia Hocking, 21, was pulled over by New Hampshire State Police on I-93 here… doing 91 mph… in a snowstorm… Well, surely there was a critical emergency… or maybe not… In Lower Swatara Township, Pennsylvania, an as-yet-unnamed individual, for reasons as yet unknown, pulled up around 10:40 pm to a local business… and tried to make off with a piece of lawn furniture… though it may have had something to do with the vehicle that he brought to carry it off… In Holton Road, Barry, UK, an unnamed New Year’s “reveler” took “self service” a bit too literally… and was caught on CCTV at a Papa Johns here… helping himself to… two pizzas… without paying… But the best part is his costume (and the headline)… In Roseville, Michigan, an unnamed 39-year-old man and 29-year-old woman who had met on the Internet, and had a couple of dates, were… well, being intimate… when the woman asked the man to commit to a serious relationship... The man, despite their current level of intimacy, reportedly said he wasn't willing to do such after just a couple of dates… And then things got weird… In Raleigh, North Carolina, Seaga Gillard, 28, has been charged in the shooting deaths of a young couple here… and he left prosecutors some interesting – and incriminating – clues in his smartphone search history… In White Bear Township, Minnesota, an unnamed nurse driving home from her ER shift spotted a vehicle pointing the wrong way in a ditch here… with lights on and engine running… Concerned, she pulled her car over and went to check if anyone was inside the car… and spotted an initially unresponsive Alan Luces Krueger, 27… or, more precisely, an otherwise occupied Alan Luces Krueger… who had a partner with him who was so intoxicated she didn’t even notice… Well, read for yourself… Have a great weekend, folks!