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TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Rockingham, Vermont, Erik Polite, 35, and Leeshawn Baker, 34, found out the hard way that you can have two separate people charged with DUI in the same car. Aren’t you curious? In Indiana, Pennsylvania, Travis Turner, 27, called 911 to report that he was suffering from chest pains and was having trouble breathing… but it turns out that Turner, who is 4’ 11” and weighs in at 380 pounds, had another motivation for his call… and it’s not the first time, either… In Manchester, England, an unnamed 26-year-old thief made off with a box of pills from a store in the market there. Wish we could be there to see his reaction when he finds out what he stole… In Bruinisse, Netherlands, an unnamed 56-year-old man drove his silver station wagon up to the edge of the city’s retractable bridge… which left him with a 13-foot gap to clear… so, did he make it? You’re reading it here, aren’t you? And yes, we have video! And finally, in Buffalo, New York, Michael Healing, 28, was in trouble with a drug dealer he had ripped off to the tune of $11,000… a drug dealer who caught up with him, but later released him with marching orders to return the stolen money and a stash of drugs he’d also swiped… so Michael, trying to think his way out of his predicament, came up with a brilliant, if unusual approach… he stole a hearse. And then things got really weird… Have a great weekend, folks!

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