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TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Clarksburg, West Virginia, Amanda Dolores Alleman, 38, was driving under the influence… managed to strike three parked vehicles… and then another three… when pulled over, Amanda registered a blood alcohol level of .203… which may explain why she provided the name she did to police, rather than her given name. In Hagerstown, Maryland, we have proof that a car can be just a little too aerodynamically well-designed. In Bellevue, Washington, an unnamed driver’s education student in her 20s, taking her final test behind the wheel of a car was doing quite well… until she forgot this… In Alpena, Michigan, police responded to report of a possible breaking and entering here… after the homeowner reported hearing a “commotion”… and then discovered an unknown woman inside the house… a woman who quickly fled… barreling through the house, knocking over a tray of cupcakes and other items… police found her a couple of blocks away… and didn’t have much trouble figuring out that she was the culprit… So, you missed your flight? This is not the way to catch it. And finally, in El Reno, Oklahoma, Jorge Vasconcelos, 25, was reportedly swerving and weaving while he was driving… so deputies, concerned that he was either intoxicated or fatigued, pulled him over… whereupon Jorge said that he was helping move his girlfriend to Georgia, and he was indeed sleepy… so deputies suggested that he take a nap before getting back on the road… and then Jorge, on his own volition, showed just how tired he was… told the deputies that he wasn't a criminal and they could check his truck if they wanted to… and so they did. And now, if Jorge wasn’t before, he is. Perhaps criminally stupid. Have a great weekend, folks!

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