TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Limestone County, Alabama, Alex Wiley Smith, 38, was looking to hitch a ride to a nearby Walmart… so he approached a county sheriff’s deputy who was filling his patrol vehicle at a local Shell station… about 3:30 a.m.… the deputy agreed to a courtesy transport… but said he needed to check his identification first… and that came back as cancelled… at which point the deputy said he needed to search Alex before letting him in the car… and Alex agreed… though, considering what he was carrying, one has to wonder… why… Near Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nicholas Karnes, 28, was spotted weaving across Highway 12 here… so he was pulled over by police… and no wonder he was weaving… Okay, so you’ve heard the stories about lottery winners and how they fare after winning the lottery… but you’ll never guess what happens to their neighbors… In College Station, Texas, Connor James Bond, 19, found himself in a bad predicament… his car got stuck on the railroad tracks here about 2:30 a.m.… but, as bad as that predicament was… Connor’s next one turned out to be so much worse… So, which penguins fall over more often? Fat ones or thin ones? Inquiring minds want to know. And finally, in Chicopee, Massachusetts, a passerby spotted an item of value while out for a walk… so they contacted police… who took advantage of social media to help identify the rightful owner… but I’m guessing they won’t get any takers… Have a great weekend, folks!