TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… Near Nogales, Arizona, Susy Laborin, 23, was crossing into the United States via the pedestrian gate at the border crossing here… Susy was “carrying a plastic bag containing burritos”… except, of course, it didn’t… In Piercy, California, Bradley Nystrom, 46, for reasons as yet undisclosed, decided to steal a neighbor’s wheelbarrow… and he might have gotten away with it, if he hadn’t, well… In Essex, New Hampshire, Robert Noble, 39, decided to make a statement about the cessation of his engagement… so he piled up his ex-fiancee’s belongings… and set fire to them… and then the neighbors got involved… In Clover, South Carolina, James Kinley III, 27, wanted some attention for an item he wanted to sell… so he posted an ad on Craigslist… and it worked… sort of… In Vero Beach, Florida, Prolancia Aquila Turner, 26, was caught having shoplifted earrings valued at $12.50 in the waistband of her pants… her explanation for her actions was, shall we say, “uncompelling”… And finally, in Avon, Indiana, Anthony Casada, 56, showed up at the home of his ex and her current husband, David Grefory, 50, making threats… and then threatening David with a pair of nunchucks… unfortunately for Anthony, David had a quick comeback… Have a great Memorial Day weekend, folks! Don’t forget to remember the sacrifices made so that you have the freedom to fire up that grill this weekend!