TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… Spooked about all those clown sightings? Here’s a map. No, it won’t make you feel better. Have you found your life’s true love? How much would you do for him/her? Would you go this far? In Tucson, Arizona, an unnamed man was trying to clear some weeds… with a blow torch… Guess how that turned out… In Blyth, Northumberland, UK, Lee Rutherford was clocked in a (modified) Renault Clio… doing 129 mph… but you’ll never guess his explanation to the officer who pulled him over… In Big Rapids, Michigan, an unnamed 23-year-old was in a Walmart parking lot here… when she went to holster her handgun… What happened next? In Amherst, Wisconsin, an unnamed 23-year-old wandered into a group meeting here… Inebriated, she began yelling at the individuals in attendance about her hatred for a certain one of the two presidential candidates… then proceeded to go outside, and wrote offensive symbols and profanity in peanut butter on the 30 vehicles that belonged to those in attendance at the meeting… There was just one little problem… And finally, in Bryan, Texas, an unnamed Texas A&M student drew the attention of law enforcement… when she crashed her vehicle into the back of a parked police car… As it turns out, alcohol was involved… and she was not paying attention to her driving… though she was not paying attention while she was (momentarily) stopped at a red light… But what she was doing… and that she admitted to the officer that she was doing it… well, you won’t believe it… or maybe you would… Have a great weekend, folks!