Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek…and yet, just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
In Woodland Hills, California, they’re building a new walking bridge across some busy highways here…but you probably won’t be using it…
From somewhere in the UK, George Woodville, 21, has discovered a unique way to make some extra money—£500 to £1000 a month extra, in fact—on OnlyFans… and he’s managed to do it while remaining…almost…fully clothed. And yes, we have pictures…
In New Orleans, Louisiana, police headquarters are struggling with issues of heavy mold and deteriorating elevators, HVAC units and plumbing…there’s also reportedly an issue with rats…and a unique issue with those rats, to boot…
We all know it gets hot in Arizona…so hot that they have a new addition to the state’s “C” suite…
And now for the main “events”:
In Lower Moreland Township, Pennsylvania, an unnamed arsonist was arrested early one recent Sunday morning…following reports that a suspicious person with a mask on was at the front door of the home…upon arriving, the officers saw a man attempting to set the home on fire…and the porch, at that time, was "engulfed in flames”… the man might have gotten away, but then...
In Standish, Michigan, Cody Bellamy, 42, was recently arrested and charged with breaking and entering…ah, but you’ll never guess what he was breaking INTO…
In Mission, Texas, Jesus Lopez, 41, was arrested on charges of theft of property $2,500 >$30,000, enhanced theft of property $2,500 >$30,000, theft of property $750>$2,500, and two warrants; one out of Austin and another one for theft out of Gaines County… first for impersonating a salesperson at a small car dealership…and also for holding himself out as a divorce lawyer…though, in fairness, his choice of office should have given it away…
In Omaha, Nebraska, an unnamed 17-year-old was pulled over a Kia Sorento…going 117 mph in a 55-mph zone…so, where was he going in such a hurry?
In Atlanta, Georgia, Voskae Wallace, 24, has been identified as a recent guest at the Georgian Terrace Hotel…who left behind quite the unexpected tip for housekeeping…
And finally, in Winchester, UK, Gavin Bathurst-Shaw-Binning, 46, who was admittedly on a ‘cocktail’ of co.caine, ca.nnabis and alcohol…was driving his silver BMW 125 like an ‘absolute lunatic’…and he actually—ironically—viewed himself as the ‘enforcer of good driving’…as he…what?
Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Happy Ides of March (for you Julius Caesar fans) — and have a great St. Patrick’s Day!
