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TGIF…No, Really.

TGIF

Well, here we are again at the end of another workweek … and yet, just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…

Image: Shutterstock.comBy now those of you in a number of Midwest and southeastern states know that we’re looking at not one, but TWO broods of cicadas (Broods XIX and XIII) … and maybe another species you haven’t heard of… 

“Grok is an early feature and can make mistakes. Verify its outputs.” Case in point.  

Tired of just watching porch pirates steal from your porch? There’s an alternative… the PaintCam

People are only just realizing they've been opening Tic Tacs the wrong way their whole lives...  

And now for the main “events”: 

In Brattleboro, Vermont, Angel Rosado, 36, was arrested for aggravated assault and aggravated disorderly conduct… but his mugshot will make you wince… 

In New York City, New York, tax preparer Rafael Alvarez earned the nickname “the Magician”… for his "ability to make customers' tax burden disappear.”… well, about that…. 

In St. Petersburg, Florida, Joseph Tresselt, 32, was making pizza one recent Thursday evening when he got into a confrontation with his roommate Elvis Singleton, 62…when an altercation ensued…at which point Joseph took things to a new level…which was apparently enough to get him arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail… but still… 

In Pima County, Arizona, Melody Felicano Johnson – who had been charged with attempted first-degree murder of her husband Roby – has pleaded guilty to two counts of a lesser felony charge… 

In Jurupa Valley, California, an unnamed driver was trying to make a turn…at an admittedly high rate of speed…how high a rate?  Well, he didn’t exactly make the turn…and yes, we have video!  

And then in St. Cloud, Florida, Luis Lozano-Figueroa, 20, was arrested earlier this year when he was spotted engaged in a street race about 1 am…he was apparently filming some of that “action” for his Instagram account… and while the posted speed limit there was 70 mph… well, let’s just say that Luis was going considerably faster than that… 

And finally, in Memphis, Tennessee, Reginald Cook, 26, walked into Shell here about 2 a.m. and made a purchase…and then, about 30 minutes later, he went back to the store…but this time demanded money from the register….the cashier thought Reginald had a weapon…because he kept reaching into his clothing… but refused to open the register…and Reginald left… but then, about 35 minutes later, Reginald returned…and this time he was armed… so to speak… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks! 

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