TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Port St. Lucie, Florida, William Lamberson, 29, texted an associate of his about a “hook up”… a meeting up to consummate an exchange of drugs (in this case cocaine) for money… but he didn’t actually text his associate… In Twin Falls, Idaho, an unnamed woman called police about 2:30 p.m… saying she’d arrived home to find her back door open and her house ransacked… but she also found an unfamiliar cellphone on her bed… and a strange car was parked behind the house… where police could see cash and jewelry on the passenger seat… so it shouldn’t have been too hard to track down Caleb Shay Funke, 22, the owner of the car and cellphone… but it was even easier than you think… In Hollywood, Florida, Victor Puran had his truck stolen… from an impound yard… which was highly ironic, considering Victor’s profession… oh, and we have video. In Janesville, Wisconsin, police were summoned to an apartment here on reports of a shot being fired… and upon their arrival, were told by Logan Douglas, 19, that he accidentally shot a round from a shotgun through his bathroom mirror… ah, but what was Logan doing whilst he accidentally shot that round? In Walton County, Florida, Chase Courville, 26, was trying to escape from his prison cell… by cutting through the bars with a piece of thread and toothpaste… so, did he make it? Well, since you’re reading about it here, you might be inclined to think not… and you’d be right… but not for the reason(s) you might think… In Rock Hill, South Carolina, police responded to reports of someone in a Mercedes-Benz driving recklessly through the parking lot of a Hooters here… found the vehicle, but no driver… and then got a call about an intoxicated 25-year-old harassing customers in front of that Hooters… so they asked him his name… but he turned out to be rather “catty” in his response… Have a great weekend, folks!