TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Riverside, Illinois, Anthony X. Aranda, 25, was pulled over by police who spotted him speeding and driving erratically… and once stopped, Anthony was found to have slurred speech and a strong scent of alcohol on his breath… so, while police went to check on Anthony’s passenger (Imelda Marines, 25, who turned out to have outstanding arrest warrants for drunk driving and a traffic offense), they put Anthony in the squad car… at which point Anthony began talking to himself… about some things that he’d probably just as soon the officers didn’t know about… unfortunately for Anthony, they had set the car’s camera to record the back seat… Near Hadley, Massachusetts, an unnamed 27-year-old wanted to test the all-wheel drive of the car he had just purchased. This would not be the way, time or place, to do that. In Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, Kyree Henneghan, 18, has been charged with two counts of burglary and related offenses for two recent break-ins here… turns out that Kyree’s undoing was his consistent choice of burglary outfit… turns out he was a real man of “steal”… In Cedar Rapids, Iowa, officers responded to a report of a “suspicious subject,” who turned out to be Genio Ruiz, 46, and a woman… when officers spoke with Genio, they detected a “chemical odor” on him… and no, it wasn’t (just) his cheap cologne… And finally, in Austintown, Ohio, police responded to the call of an unnamed 22-year-old man for help… and arrived to find him lying “on the floor in the fetal position… surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies”… so what was his problem? Have a great weekend, folks!