TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys… In Kaufman, Texas, an as-yet-unnamed man and an associate went to another man’s house with malice on their mind… but their intended victim not only fought back, he managed to fend off one with a pipe, striking him several times… while his associate tried to make his escape… and in the process, added injury (and insult) to his partner in crime… In Portland, Oregon, the brand new Sellwood Bridge opened up hours ahead of schedule this week… but within 12 hours, a conflict emerged between a pickup truck and those wishing to use the new pedestrian lane… when you see the picture, you’ll understand why…. In Portsmouth, Hampshire, UK, Emily Davis, 21, was stopped for using her grandmother’s handicapped parking tag… at first Emily claimed that her grandmother was shopping nearby… which would have been quite a feat, considering that she passed away in September 2014… confronted with that reality, Emily offered an interesting, though ultimately unsuccessful, rationale… Near St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada, Dong Yan was arrested at the border… and has been charged with trying to smuggle goods into Canada… in about 40 plastic bags strapped to his legs… no, not drugs… maybe if he had been a bit faster… And finally, in Graz, Austria, an unnamed 35-year-old engineer was fooling around at work… demonstrating that crash test dummies can be found in real life… Have a great weekend, folks!