Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek—and yet, just look at what happened to these guys and gals…
First, some odds and ends…
In Duvall, Washington, law enforcement responded to a call…from a driver who said he couldn’t deliver a package because of an obstacle in the road…to which Deputy Paczosa…“Using his de-escalation skills and standing just a tad over spitting distance…was able to sweet talk the “obstruction”…which was…and yes, we have pictures…
In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Brad Fallos was just lying in bed…watching TV one recent evening when…this…
The worst drivers in America (based on fatal car accidents, anyway) are in…
Apparently UFOs are a real thing…
In Scituate, Rhode Island, when an athletic field becomes an obstacle course…
In Concordia Parish, Louisiana, we’ve got a new addition to the murder hornet menagerie…the northern snakehead…and yes, we have pictures…
In Boulia, Queensland, Australia, a crowd of more than 4,000 recently showed up for…an event that involves camels…and duct tape?
And now for the main “events”:
In Brooksville, Florida, Albert Lee Gardner, 29, was found overdosed by sheriff deputies…after he cut off his court-mandated GPS tracking device…he recovered…after being charged with (1) violating his probation—from a previous guilty adjudication of lewd or lascivious battery…and (2) tampering with an electronic monitoring device…btw, his nickname is “Joker”…and one look at his mugshot will tell you why…
In Washington, DC, the city government has entered into a half-million dollar contract with self-described inventor Lawrence Hardge who claims to have developed a box that will be installed into D.C.’s parking enforcement vehicles….that he says will double the range of D.C.’s parking enforcement electric vehicles by doing what he calls “rejuvenating the battery”… there’s just one little thing (or two)…
In Burke, Wisconsin, law enforcement arrived based on reports of a two-car crash about 2:25 am here… where it turns out that one of the drivers (an unnamed 31-year-old man)…crossed the middle line…and collided with a truck driven by a 26-year-old man… and yes, alcohol was involved… boy, was it involved…
And finally, in St. Pete Beach, Florida, Sarah Anne Kochera, 46, “was in a verbal dispute”…with an unidentified man… a dispute apparently heated enough that she “threw a burrito at this subject”…. But then…this…and, according to the report, Sarah is a financial advisor…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
