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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember – it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… 

In Dixon, Illinois, Jennifer A. Janus Yeager, 49, was pulled over by police for driving with an inflatable pool on the roof of her car… but it’s what was in the pool that got her into trouble… and no, we’re not talking about water… 

In Liberty, Missouri, Clay County Sheriff’s deputies were searching for an unnamed individual who had a felony warrant for arrest for possession of a controlled substance… an unnamed individual who was hiding… and might have remained unfound… until… well, let’s just say it didn’t happen because he ran out of gas… 

In Guthrie, Oklahoma, Stephen Jennings and Rachael Rivera were pulled over on account of an expired license tag… but what turned up next… well, the headline is “Logan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Deluxe”…. Read on…. 

In Commack, New York, an unnamed 37-year-old had a bit of an industrial accident about 1 p.m. at Simply Natural Foods here… It’s a pretty sweet story, nonetheless… 

In Rock Island, Iowa, David Alexander Axnix, 31, was spotted driving his 2003 Chevrolet C1500 pickup at speed in excess of 100 mph… passing cars… and running cars off the roadway… before finally crashing into a ditch… but what was astounding was how he emerged from the vehicle… 

And finally, in Tijeras, New Mexico, Eduardo Barros, 28, was house-sitting with his girlfriend… when, for reasons undisclosed, they began to argue… at some point Eduardo reportedly pulled out a gun… and threatened to… well, you know… and then, at some point, he asked her: “Did you call the sheriffs?”… well, as it turned out, though perhaps she should have, she hadn’t… though they had been summoned… but you’ll never guess by who… 

Have a great weekend, folks!

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