If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember—it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)…
In Gloucester, Virginia, Jesse Adams, 20, was apparently really thirsty… entered a Ruby Tuesday here… about 2:00 a.m. to get a drink… well, entering by breaking out a glass window… and getting a drink by way of… well, see for yourself… in a mugshot only a mother could love….
In Valparaiso, Indiana, Michael Stowers, 23, was spotted driving “erratically” in his Ford F-150… and the state police responded to the call, and tried intercepting Michael… but before they could…well, maybe he was looking for a refill?
You have perhaps heard of instances of individuals stocking up on supplies of late… well, in Toowoomba, Australia, Haidee Janetzki, who routinely orders toilet paper online in bulk… and who normally orders 48 rolls once a quarter… but a recent switch to a new service (unrelated to the coronavirus, it should be noted) managed to increase that order… significantly.
In Palm Coast, Florida, Leroy Stotelmyer, 60, entered the local Publix store here, picked up two boxes of potatoes and a grouper filet… and went to leave the store… without paying… Confronted by a “loss prevention officer,” Leroy proffered an unusual explanation for his actions…
In Slidell, Louisiana, a police officer pulled over a driver for an expired license plate… Asked why, he responded: “Sorry, officer. I’ve been busy lately and totally forgot to renew my vehicle registration. I will take care of it as soon as I get home”… You could hardly blame the officer for being skeptical…
In West Peoria, Illinois, about 1:28 a.m. one recent Saturday, an unnamed 28-year-old woman was pulled over for ignoring a stop sign… She handed over her license as instructed and said she didn’t believe she had done anything wrong… but the deputy noticed that “Her eyelids were drooping, partially invading her pupils”… and she was “dancing in her seat”… well that, alongside the “odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from inside the vehicle”… At this point she admitted doing a couple of shots, agreed to exit her car to take field sobriety tests… but, well… some people just have (too) happy feet…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Stay safe—wash those hands!
