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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

If you think you’ve had a bad week, just remember—it could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… 

In Vancouver, Washington, a woman named Miley (of undisclosed age) was doing her part to stave off the spread of coronavirus… by thoroughly washing her hands with a bar of soap… well, at least that’s what she thought she was doing… 

In Disney Springs, Florida, Jose Herrera, 27, was apprehended by security officers after trying to purchase jewelry and gift cards with a fraudulent debit card… but Jose had an innovative solution to get rid of the evidence… although he subsequently had other issues… 

In Phoenix, Arizona, Everado Najera-Nava, 40, “won” $55,000 in the Arizona Lottery… More precisely, he won $55,000 worth of lottery tickets… well, “won” probably isn’t the best word to describe this… 

In Port Hardy, Canada, folks at the Hardy Bay Drugstore found a lost brown “satchel” in the store… a bag which turned out to contain four ounces of cocaine and $20,000 in cash… Of course, the owner of the bag also left something else behind… 

In Cheektowaga, New York, Anthony Ciccarelli, 19, was enjoying dinner with his girlfriend at Texas De Brazil one recent evening… The bill arrived… and Anthony went for his wallet to pay… and well, let’s just say the evening ended… with a bang… 

And—because it’s been one extraordinarily crazy week…

In Newport, Oregon, residents have been calling 911 to report… really, people?    

In Struthers, Ohio, the local police department has issued a unique request to the community in the wake of the COVID-19 outbreak… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Stay safe, be careful, don’t touch your face—and wash those hands!

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