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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Another long week—all of us affected in one way or another, and while there are signs of progress, many suffering loss of life and loved ones. I hope you’re still well, and safe—and offer the following in hopes that it will provide a brief respite in your day at this critical time… 

In Conover, North Carolina, Armando Jimenez, 31, was arrested recently… charged with breaking and entering to a motor vehicle, possession of mar.ijuana, and… one additional charge that you don’t see every day (or at least hadn’t until recently)… 

In Hamburg, Louisiana, Marvin Smith Jr., 51, got into an argument… with his mother… regarding his stimulus check status… which led him to… what? 

In Chickasha, Oklahoma, Michelle Elliott, her four children, her boyfriend, along with Michelle’s best friend and her  four children, moved into a house here last December… but things are different now… and we’re not just talking about the sheltering in place order due to the pandemic… 

In Jacksonville, Florida, Matthew Gatti, 30, was one of the individuals who made their way to the newly reopened Jacksonville Beach here… but now he’s wishing he’d stayed at home…

In Tyrone, New York, Lance J. Phillips, 32, was arraigned recently on felony and misdemeanor theft-related charges... stemming from the theft of tools from Tyrone Auto Salvage… Seems that they caught Lance (and unnamed accomplice) in the act of taking items on a security camera… captured them loading items into a silver-colored two-door Dodge Camaro with a black stripe on the hood… but say, now that you mention it… 

In Denver, Colorado, you know those warning signs to call and check before digging? Well, somebody didn’t. Ironically. 

In Traralgon, Victoria, Australia, Jaz and Garry Mott posted up a dozen photos of their vacation on Facebook… and were shortly thereafter fined by the state police for “infringement” of lockdown rules due to their “non-essential travel”… There’s just one thing… 

And finally, in Tampa, Florida, Tom Brady, late of the New England Patriots, but now of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, has had plenty of grand moments… some good calls, and some bad… but he recently made one in the latter category… you might say he attempted a quarterback “sneak”… 

Have a great weekend, folks! Stay safe, stay healthy, be strong—we’ve got this!

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