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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Another week—signs of progress, and of hope, though many still suffering loss of life and loved ones. I hope you’re still well, and safe—and offer the following in hopes that it will provide a brief respite in your day at this (still) critical time… 

In Grass Valley, California, Joshua Timothy Patton, 19, was driving a Nissan 350 car eastbound… when he experienced… a failure to negotiate… 

There have been many silly… and some dangerous… stunts promoted on social media… This falls in the former category… 

In Snohomish, Washington, an unnamed 31-year-old male was on his way to get breakfast… and he must have been really hungry… because while the speed limit on the Stevens Pass Highway here was 60 mph… well, let’s just say he was going considerably faster… 

As we all work our way through this unusual period, with various types of face coverings to mitigate the spread of COVID-19, some modifications are, perhaps, inevitable. This one, however, is not recommended.  

In Jefferson County, Colorado, David Pangallo, 34, went to make a deposit at his local bank… put his deposit in the vacuum tube at the drive-thru… but inadvertently made a deposit he hadn’t accounted for… 

In Brooklyn, New York, it can be hard to find a parking place… and sometimes hard to park correctly in a space once you’ve found it… but this is probably not the best way to do either… 

And finally, perhaps you’ve heard of the so-called “murder hornet.” Have you wondered what getting stung by one would feel like? Well, we have video—and while there’s a lot of build, you can jump ahead to 11:30 in the video to see.    

Oh—and if you’re into murder hornets, you’ll appreciate that there is a member of the insect kingdom that can take them out (though you might want to wait until after  breakfast)…

Have a great Mother’s Day weekend, folks!  

Our very best to all the mothers out there (especially mine!)—social distancing will be a barrier to some, but virtual hugs all around for all you do, and all you’ve been doing during this pandemic, and as we begin to emerge from it. 

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