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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

There’s (still) a lot going on the world… but still lots of (unintentional) silliness around us… and while we continue to wish you and yours safety and good health, here’s hoping the following will provide a brief respite in your day at this (still) critical time… 

In Bellefonte, Pennsylvania, Robert Albro Jr. was pulled over by law enforcement… Now as it turns out, Robert had a bit of a history with questionable driving… see, his license expired in 1997… and, despite (because of?) that, he has eight suspension convictions… so exactly how long has his license been suspended?… Guess again…. no, longer… 

In Battle Creek, Michigan, you can find more than cereal… in fact, you might just find the worst team in professional hockey… well, based on their record, anyway… 

In Parkville, Maryland, a temporary Amazon delivery worker was tired, and wanted to go home… but he hadn’t finished his deliveries… though this was not  a good solution… 

In Detroit, Michigan, patrons of the Kent District Library have been a bit (too) aggressive in trying to fend off the COVID-19 virus… 

In Ewing, New Jersey, Tomasz Dymek, 31, was “soliciting money” in a drug store parking lot here… where an unnamed 66-year-old woman gave him an amount that Tomasz apparently deemed insufficient… so he forced his way into her car… and into the most bizarre carjacking incident ever… 

In (on?) the Isle of Man, road crews here found that there are times when spellcheck could be really handy… particularly the second time… 

In San Antonio, Texas, Teouna Thomas made a shocking discovery on the back patio door of her house… and yes, we have pictures… but if you have arachnaphobia, you might want to take a pass… 

And finally, in Waukegan, Illinois, an unnamed car owner found out… the hard way… that there are hazards associated with do-it-yourself hand sanitizer mixes… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Stay safe, stay healthy!

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