Yes, we’re (still) in the middle of a pandemic… but (apparently) you (still) just can’t “shelter” stupid… look at what has (still) happened to these guys and gals…
In Parma Heights, Ohio, law enforcement was summoned to assist with an inebriated man who was refusing to get out of a vehicle… but when the officers arrived, he demanded a ride home… but declined the offer of a taxi or Uber… and subsequently called law enforcement to report a theft… of his cigarettes… want to guess where they were found?
In Orange, New Jersey, Nicholas Beauchene, 26, did something we’ve probably all done at some point in our lives—he dumped his mail into a trash dumpster… there’s only one problem… and it’s a big one…
In Covina, California, two unnamed students were making the rounds… going door-to-door raising money for the Covina High School football team… but they went one door too far…
In Port Stephens, Newcastle, New South Wales, an unnamed individual… for reasons unknown… drove his dark grey Maserati… onto the beach… Well, Maseratis not being known for their off-roading capabilities (not to mention it being mentioned here)… you can perhaps imagine how that turned out… but just in case, we have pictures…
In Evergreen, Colorado, Zak Bornhoft, was golfing one recent Saturday evening at Evergreen Golf Course here… when, teeing off at the 17th hole, he encountered one heck of a course “hazard”…
In Winter Haven, California, Alice Lavern Henry, 47, walked into Griner’s Jewelry here one morning, and asked a clerk if the store would be interested in buying a ring of hers… there was just one little problem…
In Hull, UK, Rosie Cole, 21, during an evening filled with a couple bottles of Zinfandel wine and honey tequila… engaged in a bit of a debate with friends… a dare, actually, as to whether or not she could fit inside a dryer… well, since we’re talking about it here, you might guess the result… but then again, perhaps not…
And finally, in Austin, Texas, Randall Whited—a former Austin Public Library employee—used an APL credit card to buy electronics and home goods for personal use… some $18,000 worth… but the more astounding thing was that he also stole printer toner… a lot of printer toner… How much printer toner? Well, you might want to sit down for this…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
