Yes, we’re (still) in the middle(?) of a pandemic…but (apparently) you (still) can’t “shelter” stupid… (nor does there appear to be a relevant vaccine)… look at what has (still) happened to these guys and gals…
In Warren, Arkansas, Meggan Jester wanted a “unique” Christmas tree… and it looks like her husband (Jeff) managed that…
In Ann Arbor, Michigan, Stephen Lee Wallace, 51, entered the Chase Bank here… not with larceny on his mind… but making inquiries about a direct deposit he was expecting to be available in his account… well, as it turns out, it hadn’t cleared yet… and Stephen got “frustrated and angry, yelling at employees as he left the bank”… and then things got weird…
Why Movie Car Chases Always Crash Through Fruit Stands.
In Beltrami County, Minnesota, ice fishing season has triggered a surge in 911 calls… but not for the reason(s) you might expect…
We’ve all heard (and many experienced) the difficulties in teaching (and learning) in an online environment… well, in Cleveland, Ohio, the students of Amanda Zupancic had to deal with a whole new level of “distraction”… as did Amanda… and for a change, the dogs in the background were a “plus”…
In Greenwood, Louisiana, local police found an unexpected goodie inside of a Christmas toy donation box… the only question is, does that qualify them as “naughty” or nice?
In Seabrook, New Hampshire, one Robert Martel (of Ipswich, Massachusetts) purchased what turned out to be a losing “My Big Million!” scratch-off ticket for $20 at a Market Basket supermarket… but Robert sees something different on that ticket… claims that he actually won a gold bar or its equivalent value after revealing a gold bar symbol in the “BONUS” section of the ticket… and you won’t believe what he’s doing to press that claim…
In Coventry, UK, this week Margaret Keenan, 90, became the first individual to get that COVID-19 vaccine developed by Pfizer and BioNtech… but did you catch the name of the second individual to receive it? And the puns that followed?
And finally, in Aspen, Colorado, Hayden May, 26, walked into the Roots Rx mari.juana dispensary here… hid behind a stack of boxes… then waited for the store to close and employees to leave… then tried to break into the dispensary… only to flee after he triggered alarms… And then, two weeks later, he went back to the same dispensary… this time wearing a ski mask and brandishing a knife at the three employees working… and then directed them to open the cash register… Oh, and then on yet another occasion… he (again) brandished a knife… and robbed the (same) dispensary of nearly $3,300… before fleeing on to a Roaring Fork Transportation Authority bus… So, what was Hayden’s big mistake?
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
