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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Yes, we’re (still) in the middle(?) of a pandemic… but (apparently) you (still) can’t “shelter” stupid… (nor does there appear to be a relevant vaccine)… look at what has (still) happened to these guys and gals… 

First a few oddities of note:

In Bejing, China, they sure have an interesting way of ridding the countryside of wasp nests… 

So, you leave your trunk open in a car wash… what’s the worst that could happen?  

Here’s an interesting (if somewhat involved) way of getting “even” with “porch pirates”… a “glitter” bomb… 

In Nevsehir, Turkey, a goat, a sheep, and three lambs… have been terrorizing people in the streets... and yes, we have video!    

And now for the main “attractions”:

In Gary, Indiana, Leon Taylor, 22, was being transported… to Lake County, Indiana… to face a murder charge… At some point his “chauffeurs” decided to stop by a local fast food restaurant drive-thru for a snack… and then this happened… 

In Cape Coral, Florida, an unnamed golfer at the Coral Oaks Golf Course braved a most unusual water hazard… 

In Northeast Wisconsin, an unnamed motorist was pulled over by the Wisconsin State Patrol… for a car that was deemed “not legal to operate on the road”… though it was quite festive… 

In Tallahassee, Florida, Aubrey Iacobelli was awakened at about 4:15 am recently… by her dog growling… and when she arose (to see what was the matter)… she noticed that she was growling… at her Christmas tree… and then (shades of Christmas Vacation) she found out why… 

From Overland Park, Kansas, comes a word of holiday caution… regarding the ubiquitous Elf on the Shelf… 

Speaking of “porch pirates,” in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, Laurie Pringle, had a problem with packages being stolen from her porch… repeatedly over the past three years… so she decided to do something about it… 

In Wilton, Connecticut, George Johnson loves to play the video game Sonic Forces…even more so during the pandemic, apparently… and as he added on boosters and the like, he began ringing up some serious credit card charges… more than $16,000 worth, in fact… and guess how old George is?  

And finally, near Red Rock, Arizona, an Arizona Department of Public Safety trooper tried to pull over a speeding vehicle on Interstate 10 here… but the driver wouldn’t stop… and managed to hit speeds of 130 mph… finally exiting the highway… and colliding with another vehicle… at which point the driver (and their three passengers) exited their vehicle… and fled into a nearby field… and then things got weird… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks!

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