Yes, we’re (still) in the middle(?) of a pandemic… but (apparently) you (still) can’t “shelter” stupid… (nor does there appear to be a relevant vaccine)… look at what has (still) happened to these guys and gals…
In Vera Beach, Florida, an unnamed man was apparently too tired to keep driving… so he pulled off to the side… well, maybe not so much pulled off, as simply stopped… and this is not the place to do that… certainly not if you’re also “snoring loudly”…
At JFK Airport, New York, an as yet unnamed individual got stopped by TSA officials… when they detected a loaded gun in his carry-on luggage… So, what did he decide to do… Why, run, of course… which might have been a better strategy… if only he hadn’t left this behind…
In Cedar Rapids, Iowa an unnamed individual was pulled over by Iowa State Patrol Trooper Denny Schnathorst on Interstate 35 who was apparently in a hurry to get back to his college classes in Minnesota… even during a snowstorm… So how much of a hurry was he in?
In Astor, Florida, Tyler Johnathon Cribbs, 28, has a long rap sheet, and has been charged with robbing an acquaintance of his wallet and phone… but we bring him to your attention here because of a particularly striking booking photo…
In Mississauga, Ontario (Canada), an unnamed 33-year-old porch pirate wannabe was caught in the act… but not in the way you might expect… and yes, there’s video…
In South Bristol, New York, an unnamed individual had a scary ride on a ski lift on Bristol Mountain… particularly after she slipped from the lift… and was left dangling from the chair… So, how did she get down? Yes, we have video…
And finally, in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Daniel Hansen, 21, walked into the Bank of Albuquerque here… and demanded money… to which he was told that transactions must be handled at the drive-up window… So he went there… on foot… and wrote a demand for money on a withdrawal slip… guess what happened?
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
