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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Yes, we’re (still) working our way through a pandemic… but vaccines are coming (more every day)… though (apparently) you (still) can’t “shelter” stupid… look at what has happened to these guys and gals… 

Some Odds & Ends

Want to have some fun with snowmen?

A cure for corporate jargon.

Is there really a market for this? 

A zoom mullet? Apparently it’s now a thing.  

Last week we shared the sad tale of Tessica Brown, 40, and her travails with hair spray (more precisely, the lack of same)… well, at least it did have a happy ending… 

And now for the main “events”:  

In St. Louis, Missouri, Bobbie Bennett has a unique solution for clearing snow—and he’s used it to burn 25 minutes off his 30-minute shoveling job… and yes, we have video… 

In Haines, Alaska, Shannon Stevens was staying in a yurt on Chilkat Lake here for the weekend… when she had an experience… well, let’s just say it was… unique…   

In Honolulu, Hawaii, Johntrell White, 29, and Nadia Bailey, 28, arrived at Daniel K. Inouye International Airport for a little vacation (from Louisiana)… but lacked the required valid COVID-19 exemptions or pre-tests… It turned out to be an extraordinarily short vacation… but you can’t fault them for trying… 

In Estero, Florida, Marc Goldstein and two companions were golfing at the Pelican Sound Golf Club here… when Marc hit his ball near one of the ponds… and then he found out that Florida has some “unique” water hazards… 

Every year about this time, unsuspecting miscreants are caught by police by this freakish twist of nature… and this year, it happened in Pierce County, Washington… 

In Amsterdam, the Netherlands, you want to be attentive to where you are ice skating… and make sure you are properly dressed… 

And finally, in Gainesville, Florida, Emilee Graf, 18, apparently didn’t have a very nice Valentine’s Day… she almost ran over a person with her car… and when said person had the temerity to bring that to Emilee’s attention, she tried to run them over… again… but instead ran into a parked car… got out, claimed to have a gun (didn’t), and then hit her intended victim with a… what? And why?  

Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Sending warm power thoughts to all of our readers/friends in Texas and other parts suffering from all this wintry nastiness… 

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