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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Yes, we’re (still) working our way through a pandemic… but vaccines are coming (more every day)… though (apparently) you (still) can’t “shelter” stupid… look at what has happened to these guys and gals… 

Some Odds & Ends

From… Mars! Cool, panoramic views from Perseverance.  

In London, England, all those closed businesses and restaurants are leading to another problem. 

In Vancouver, Canada, someone keeps stealing the sign from this park. Maybe they should change the name… 

And now for the main “events”:  

In Coolidge, Arizona, Brandon Soules, 19, was found by police… near a water tower with his hands bound behind his back and a bandana stuffed in his mouth… and he told police that he had been kidnapped by two masked men… allegedly because of a large amount of money Brandon’s father had hidden around town… well, that’s what he told police, anyway… 

In Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, police were summoned to a Home Depot parking lot where a woman had been seen passed out in a parked car here… that turned out to be Jessica Clibbens, 40, who actually had a partner (Adam Foltz, 42) who was still in the Home Depot “shopping”… but the couple had a little trouble explaining this… 

In Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec, Canada, Hillary Cohen and her partner Dan Cholewa found out the hard way how not to put out a candle… 

In McCandless Township, Pennsylvania, an unnamed 24-year-old went for a drive in his SUV… and while he was a little unclear (afterwards) as to exactly why he chose the path he chose… well, it’s not like he shouldn’t have seen this result… (and yes, we have pictures)… 

In ChengDu, China, an unnamed individual was looking to do his daily sit-ups…in a most unusual place… with some unfortunate consequences… 

In Jacksonville, Florida, an unnamed woman went to a local Regions Bank branch here… started by discussing an account… but that devolved into an argument with a teller… that escalated when she threatened to… kill everyone in the bank… and then things got weird(er)… not the least of which was her getaway vehicle… 

In Kiskiminetas Township, Pennsylvania, Chad Kerchensky, 19, and Ethan Birch, 20, had a beef with local law enforcement… so they went to the source… but they probably should have waited a bit… and perhaps until they were a little older… 

And finally, in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada, an unnamed “porch pirate” not only got caught in the act… well, let’s just say this his (attempted) getaway was something of an unmitigated disaster… and you can watch it all unfold… below…

Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Was it just me, or did February fly by?

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