Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
Some Odds & Ends
…tis the season… or will be…
In Skippack, Pennsylvania, Sara Weaver and her husband bought a “fixer-upper” here… one that even stated “bees in wall” on the seller’s disclosure… talk about understatement…
In Gatlinburg, Tennessee, patrons at the local Crawdaddy’s restaurant here got an unexpected visit from one of the “natives”…
In Orlando, Florida, Ali Skipper woke up one recent morning… and found a surprise waiting for her in her bathroom… a little something left behind from the previous resident, apparently…
And now for the main “events”:
In Jacksonville, Florida, an unnamed 23-year-old was visiting the Jacksonville Zoo here… went over a waist-high safety barrier that puts about four feet of empty space between visitors and the jaguar exhibit's fence… and then he made “a foolish decision”…
In Buffalo, New York, an unnamed man and 35-year-old woman were ghost hunting at the Central Terminal here… and barely avoided becoming part of that “attraction”…
In Fulshear, Texas, law enforcement was summoned following reports of an individual “swimming naked” in a hot tub “without regard to the owner’s wishes”… said individual “resisted at first” but was eventually “arrested and later released without further incident”… but perhaps not exactly what anyone was expecting…
Near North Ogden, Utah, residents are finding an unusual… and dangerous… place to string up their hammocks…
And finally, in Eureka, Oregon, Jon Olsen, 37, found out the hard way that it’s not a good idea to be driving a vehicle towing a trailer with an expired registration… particularly with a vehicle that has been reported stolen… particularly if you have this in the aforementioned trailer…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
