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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals… 

Some Odds & Ends

Looks like the new Girl Scout cookie will be adventure-ful… 

In Dartford, UK, the Orchard Theater here is gearing up to reopen with a performance of Richard O’Brien’s legendary rock ‘n’ roll musical, The Rocky Horror Show… As part of that, they ordered an inventory of wigs—“Frank-n-furter” wigs, based on the character played in the movie by Tim Curry… instead they got… 

This Is the No. 1 Sign There’s a Snake in Your House, Experts Say… 

And now for the main “events”:  

In South Dennis, Massachusetts, Leonard Thomas, almost missed out on a $500,000 payday… nothing like waiting until the (very) last minute… 

In West Hartford, Connecticut, John Brennan, 66, found out the hard way that for every action there is an equal—and opposite—reaction… 

In Honolulu, Hawaii, Enzo Dalmazzo, 43, and Daniela Dalmazzo, 31, have been arrested and charged with falsifying a vaccine card on their vacation… but perhaps not the one you were expecting… 

In Farmingdale, Long Island, New York, the local public library—on Free Comic Book Day (apparently an annual nationwide event)—handed out…free comic books in a giveaway bag to families… what could go wrong?  

In Brampton, Ontario, Canada, an unnamed 28-year-old rented a Lamborghini… apparently with an eye toward testing out its full capabilities… including, apparently, going just a tad above the posted speed limits here… 

In Inca, Spain, an unnamed motorist provided a new answer to the question—how many tires to you need to drive your car… and yes, we have video… 

In Sydney, Australia…you just never know what you’ll find on the shelves of your local grocery store… and yes, we have video… 

In Italy, a perplexed driver found out (the hard way) the meaning of being caught between a rock and a hard place… with a $250,000 gray Ferrari Roma… 

And finally, in Houston, Texas, Mohamed Ahmed Abu-Shlieba had stolen a Dodge Challenger Hellcat… and, though spotted by police, he was pretty sure that the car—with a top speed of 200 MPH—could outrun both ground and helicopter pursuit… and it might have,  but for… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks!

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