Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
First, some “Odds & Ends”
If you had to choose, would you rather run unclothed through the office or workplace in front of your co-workers or allow your co-workers to know how much you earn?
Sleep with your pet? How that may affect you (and your pet)
And now for the main “events”:
In Ottawa, Canada, an unnamed dump truck driver misjudged the clearance under the Vanier Parkway here… this seems to happen a lot… and yes, we’ve got pictures…
In Richmond, Indiana, Sammy H. Allen, 54, commandeered a city vehicle… and proceeded to lead police on quite a chase… for over an hour… swerving at individuals, driving through residential yards, and managing to avoid spike strips… what’s really weird is what kind of city vehicle he commandeered…
In Des Moines, Iowa, an unnamed occupant of the Gray's Lake Apartments here was trying to exterminate a bug on their futon… this was not the way to do it…
Near Bitsingen, Belgium, an unnamed driver has (quickly) uncovered a way to beat a speed camera…
In Denver, Colorado, Jonathan Featherston wound up with some 21 parking citations in 2021 and 2020… tickets that he claimed were part of a “mystery shop” campaign to test how well parking agents were performing their duties… now, as it turns out Jonathan is, in fact, Denver’s Director of Right of Way Enforcement… but as for that program… well, it seems to have been a real secret…
In Hudson, Florida, Matthew Leatham, 23, was arrested for… well, that’s not relevant… suffice to say that he has an unusual tattoo that makes it pretty easy to identify him…
Near Longmont, Colorado, an unnamed 39-year-old man was looking to blow away some cobwebs in the crawlspace… this is not the way…
And finally, in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Jean Hansen, 70, was charged with threats of violence, fleeing a peace officer and two counts of DWI… after driving erratically, refusing to sit in the squad car, grabbing something that looked like a firearm, driving away from the scene… and then found “hanging on the fence of the Pascal Street bridge over Interstate 94, drinking from a bottle of tequila and grabbing at the silver gun-shaped object in her waistband”… talk about multi-tasking…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks! Thanks again (belatedly) to all our Vets!
