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TGIF. No, Really.

Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals… 

First, some ‘Odds & Ends’

Wow. Lava bees…  

The word of the year? Seriously.  

Return to sender… eventually.  

Here’s Why Movie Dialogue Has Gotten More Difficult To Understand (And Three Ways To Fix It)  

Just a tiny mistake (and one that might offend some, so…)  

And now for the main ‘events’:  

In Charleston, West Virginia, Matthew Hammack, 27, was pulled over for speeding here… in a vehicle with a group of acquaintances… who appeared to be inebriated… though Matthew was (apparently) not… At some point, one of the folks in the back seat made a most unusual call… 

In West Monroe, Louisiana, Jessie Terry, 52, drew the concern of his neighbor when… about 2:00 a.m., and without invitation, he entered his neighbor’s home… well, as it turns out, Jessie said he was invited in… though it was not your typical invitation… 

In Charleston, South Carolina, Amari Damya Ancrum, 18, was stopped and arrested at Charleston International Airport here with a gun in her bag… so, where was she going with the gun? Well, that was bad enough… but there was another aspect that made it even worse…  

In Houston, Texas, Lee Price III, 30, was a “beneficiary” of the Paycheck Protection Program… to the tune of $1.6 million… which he proceeded to spend on… a $200,000 Lamborghini Urus, a Ford F-350 pickup, a Rolex and other luxury items… oh, and trips to Houston strip joints and nightclubs… not that he’ll get much use of it all now… 

In Spring Valley, California, law enforcement was summoned to investigate a reported crash at a used car lot… a crash involving an SUV… a toddler… and an… unclothed driver… investigation is ongoing, but they believe drugs or alcohol were a factor… 

And finally, in Elmhurst, Illinois, Jordan Lindsey, 25, was behind the wheel of a vehicle that crashed here… in what was described as a “single vehicle rollover”… Now, as it turns out he was arrested on a felony aggravated DUI count… since he was driving with a suspended license due to a previous drunk driving conviction… He was also charged with driving an uninsured vehicle, driving an unregistered vehicle, failure to reduce speed to avoid a crash, and driving with a suspended license… and, as you can see from his mug shot, Jordan had seen fit to acquire a facial tattoo (among others) of the Tesla logo… So, what was Jordan driving?  

Have a GREAT weekend, folks!

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