Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
First, some “Odds & Ends”
So, what if you’re injured during your WFH commute?
Well, we don’t know where she lives, but one Trinity Kirkland… or more precisely Trinity’s mother… had a problem with her dishwasher… basically, it wasn’t working… so, she and her boyfriend took off the back to see what might be the problem… Well, now—that was unexpected….but it does explain the problem…
In Washington County, Pennsylvania… well, this was an unusual 911 call… and more than one…
In Robertson, South Africa, the Wild family had just finished decorating their Christmas tree… when… well, that’s one more argument in favor of the artificial kind…
And now for the main “events”:
In Wilmington, Delaware, McRoberts Williams, 44, robbed a local Wells Fargo here… handing the teller a note saying he was robbing the bank… Well, she handed over the cash… and McRoberts exited the bank… but what he did next you won’t believe…
In La Porte, Indiana, Rabecca Rudd, 39, was wanted by police (apparently on charges of battery, criminal mischief and possession of paraphernalia)… Alerted to her presence in a local residence, law enforcement converged on the scene… and while they eventually found her… well, let’s just say she found a pretty cool place to hide…
In Louisiana, Kathleen M. Wilson has sued Heineken over their 0.0 beer… because… apparently… it’s not…
In Singapore, Jason Chia Junjie, 40, was pulled over by police for some traffic violation… Now, as it turned out, Jason was already in a bit of hot water with officials… so, rather than give them his name… well, he provided that of his brother… but that turned out to be a spectacularly flawed strategy…
And finally, in Bellevue, Washington, an unnamed 23-year-old was spotted stealing tires from a black Dodge Challenger… with an eye toward taking those tires and putting them on his own red Dodge Challenger… When police arrived, he ran to his car to get away… but didn’t get very far… and yes, we have pictures…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
