Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
First, some “Odds & Ends”
In Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia, an unnamed couple were putting their 3-year-old down for a nap… but then…
In Broward County, Florida, temperatures have been dropping… and so have these…
One Chloe Mitchell had purchased some broccoli from a local Aldi store… and while preparing the meal… well, something crawled out… why, yes—this is in Australia… why’d you ask?
And you think your job is hazardous…
How the landlocked state of Nebraska got its own navy.
Your baloney may have a first name… and now, so does your moisturizing mask… I kid you not…
And now for the main “events”:
In Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada, an as-yet-unnamed individual managed to steal a Gibson Custom Shop 60th Anniversary ’59 Les Paul Standard electric guitar… a guitar valued at approximately $8,000… but then, you’ll never guess how he managed to “get away” with it…
In Bourbon County, Kentucky, Troy Jones had an incident with his vehicle… which turned out to be a limo… with a stripper pole mounted on the trunk… the vehicle was spotted beached on a slope, in a small creek, and completely abandoned… so police impounded the strange vehicle… but Troy, lacking the funds to free his vehicle from the impound, had to set out a unique way to raise the funds to do so… come to think of it, perhaps not so unique these days…
In Jersey City, New Jersey, Travis Nealey, 34, in the space of less than a week… robbed Augie’s Deli Grocery here… and then he did it again… and then again… and then… well, guess what happened?
In Richmond, Kentucky, Errich Schmidt, 32, reportedly forced his way into a home here… attacked the homeowners with a knife… took some medication… and a handgun… and then later on social media threatened the homeowners… saying he would return and use the pilfered weapon on them… and then proved to be as good as his word… though he should have perhaps not been quite so… predictable …
And finally, in Vero Beach, Florida, Eric Bennett, 30, was reported to law enforcement as a suspicious person, and was found by law enforcement to, in fact, be “visibly intoxicated on an unknown substance”… Asked about large bulges in the pockets of his shorts… and whether he possessed any weapons… Eric responded honestly, if somewhat ingenuously… apparently there are some new fishing strategies in play…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
