Well, here we are again—and yes, you (apparently still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
First, some “Odds & Ends”
A new spotting of the Loch Ness Monster—and yes, we have a picture!
If you’re tired of that desk job, perhaps you will be intrigued by a recent career listing form the Department of the Interior’s U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service… the salary range for the job is $79,363–$103,176 per year, and the location is flexible, within 100 miles of a few towns in Montana. However… it’s going to require some conflict resolution skills…
In Weston, Massachusetts, the mail might be a little late… and wet…
In Latana, Florida, a car traveling across the Ocean Avenue Bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway here barely made it across the bridge… and I do mean barely…
And now for the main “events”:
In New York, New York, Carlos Luciano broke into an office here with robbery on his mind… That said, considering the office, it’s no surprise he didn’t get away with it…
In Miami, Florida, Aaron Patrick Honaker, 42, has broadened his legal practice… well, kind of…
In Altoona, Pennsylvania, Jason Almeida, 25, tried to steal a Nissan Hardbody pickup truck at TNL Car Wash here… but was restrained by the would-be victim… who heard the car start… and ran to the passenger door and pulled Jason out… and then… Well, that was unusual…
In Browns Mills, New Jersey, Shelly Webb, 48, went to the emergency room… complaining of a migraine headache… but also stating that she may have been struck by lightning… But questioned about the extent of her injuries… well, she’s now got a headache of an entirely different type…
And finally, in Winter Haven, Florida, an unnamed 27-year-old man… and a female companion… stole a red Toyota pickup truck from a supermarket parking lot… and shortly thereafter went into a tire store and asked an employee for money… Told there was none, the man took a rifle from a duffle bag… pointed it at the employee… but left when a customer arrived… Now, deputies began looking for the pair…. spotted the red pickup truck… but were unsuccessful in using stop sticks… but deputies were able to close in around him… but then, he dropped from the sunroof out of sight… for just a moment… and when he stood up, did so with a rifle in one hand… and a Busch Light beer bottle in the other… which he smashed against his forehead… which, arguably, he shouldn’t have… particularly in view of what transpired next…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
