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TGIF. No, Really.

TGIF

Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek—and just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…

First, some “Odds & Ends”

Thanks to the Social Security Administration, we now know which names are CHANGED most often… turns out it’s Issac and Chole… can you guess why?  

In Mahoning Township, Tennessee, there have been a number of sightings of a large, hairy, humanoid creature in and around the area… in an effort to draw out this elusive creature for further study, The Mahoning Drive-In Theater is partnering with the Carbon Chamber and Economic Development Corporation to… 

In Winslow Township, New Jerseytall truck, low bridge… 

A private island in the Caribbean Sea is on sale for less than the average house in America.  

What possesses some people? Apparently we’re ALL getting a little burned out at work… 

On the final day of the five-day White Marlin Open, the boat Billfisher pulled up to the scale and angler Jeremy Duffie of Bethesda, Maryland, weighed in the winning fish…that was worth a staggering $4.5 million….so, how much did second place get?  

And now for the main “events”: 

In Ridgway, Pennsylvania, Russell Mowrey, 60, was pulled over about 10:45 pm as part of a standard traffic stop…following reports of a Ford F-150 committing multiple traffic violations… and found Russell…well, bereft of… 

In Sandusky, Ohio, an unnamed man and woman—both aged 32—decided to give the “Giant Wheel” at Cedar Point a different kind of “spin”… 

In Palm Coast, Florida, Jack Edward Fisher, 18, took entrepreneurship a bit too far… when he reached out via text to offer an “eight-ball” of coca.ine… though it may have been a wrong number, it sure was for Jack… 

In Grady County, Oklahoma, one Rachel Zion Clay was (only) being detained (in the back of a police cruiser) for “erratic behavior”…but then she got REALLY erratic… 

In Clearwater, Florida, James Hunt, 41, and his 53-year-old “girlfriend and cohabitant” got into an argument about the latter “not eating her food” at a Burger King here…so, she went to leave…and then James did... this… 

And finally, in Hull, Georgia, Steven Fields, 18, was the beneficiary of a bank error in his favor… well, for a day, anyway…and then, not so much… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks!

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