TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… Doubtless you have heard stories about how alleged psychics have duped people out of their savings… well, in Lompoc, California, Gina Lucyfenia Lee, 29, and Anthony Lee Davis, 29, took the psychic scam to a whole new level… In Houston, Texas, Danesiah Neal, 14, went to buy some chicken tenders for lunch at Fort Bend Independent School District's Christa McAuliffe Middle School here… but was then accused of trying to pay for the tenders with currency that was not legal tender… then sent to the police… who investigated it all the way back to Danesiah’s grandmother… and the convenience store that her grandmother said gave her the bill… only to find out… In Toulouse, France, an unnamed 45-year-old woman walked into a police station here with three bags of cocaine… where she asked the officers to do something you don’t normally ask police officers to do… In New Haven, Connecticut, state police had received complaints about reckless motorcycle and ATV riders in the area, and began investigating way back in November. Fortunately, they got some assistance from Gabriel Canestri Jr.… who happened to be at least one of the perpetrators… while Gabriel didn’t exactly intend to, he certainly should have seen this coming… And finally, in Lakewood, Washington, an unnamed 16-year-old and a friend had in mind a plan to steal from a drug dealer… so he set up a drug deal on Facebook with a friend… who met the dealer… who showed him the marijuana he wanted… at which point the friend grabbed the bag and ran… at that point, the dealer and a passenger from his car chased the friend about 50 yards… at which point the hero of our story… now wearing a mask and brandishing a handgun… showed up and asked, “What’s up?”… at which point the dealer and passenger then ran toward their car… And, with the “crisis” apparently now past, his brilliant scheme realized, our hero went to put the gun back into his pants… at which point… well, read for yourself. Have a great Mother’s Day weekend, folks!